TASTING ROOM

DETAILS SOON, LAUNCHING  WINTER 2025
  5pm + 7pm seatings


While making the statement of two of the initial  guys who jumped the co-captain of said ship ended up abadoning ship and jumping in the water. The DJ of the river boat is heard saying “FYI ,  in the future, don’t f*ck with the riverboat crew” and we all felt that.
FEATURING THE CREW

CLYDE
GLDFNK,
THE PBUG,
WOMEN WARRIORS,
UNC + (CHAIR)ITY
plus special chefs

ALSO PRESENTING
4-6 course meal made fresh each day in an intimate dining setting. We host two seating a night featuring dining from some of the countries most reknowned chefs. We book early and sell out often. Make reservations here when your ready to give us a try. Presale salad kits will be available beginning in December. Doors opening Annoucement soon, follow our IG!
TICKETS $70.00 (must be present to be served) doors open 15min before meal
CREDIT CARDO NLY Reserve Here (202) 599-2550
ACTIVE $CASHAPPs for tips

($wkay_ciara) Founder CIARA CALBERT
(0273) 25336 Chef CLYDE GRANT
(0273) 624020 Sues Chef BRIGHTON
(0908) 821388 Runner WORTHING
(0483) 68100 Serving GUILDFORD
(0705) 385625 Serviing PORTSMOUTH

RASBERRY Drinks ($funzito)
Marly Chef  ($ChefMarly)
SHEROCK HOLMES Lawyer (real name) (0243)
CHELSEA PR + Communications (0444) 232235
HASTINGS Sanitation (0424) 424458
GLDFNK Creative Director  ($gldfnk)

As with all our drops, tickets sell fast.
Buy early or miss out.


Over 18’s ONLY, ID Required, No Refunds, One Reschedule.